Here is my sure-fire, instant wedding weight loss plan. Works every time. Promise.
Avoid being photographed, standing next, or otherwise being seen with your two (childless) younger sisters who best resemble chopsticks… especially when one of which is the BRIDE and therefore supposed to look better than you…
Off-center, blurry photo courtesy of Scout. More on that later…
Alternatively, find reasons to stand next to your big fat and older sister. You will look awesome in comparison!
More wedding day survival to come….
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Oh please!! All the H. sisters looked fab. I was there, so I know!